2004-08-08 - 11:34 p.m.
This is Juniormink's mom, he passed away today
2004-06-29 - 2:03 p.m.
i have nothing to say because i have to eat my honeydews now.
2004-06-20 - 10:30 p.m.
daddy's box started to sing and daddy put the box on his face and told it that i know words like minkie and pellets and no. i know more words than that. i dont know why he talks to the singing box instead of me. then i got a cantaloupe. i want a honeydew.
2004-05-31 - 12:12 p.m.
happy birthday to me,
i am four, and hungry!
now my dish is empty,
happy birthday, feed me!
2004-05-28 - 6:14 p.m.
the bad man cut my teeth and i screamed real loud and then he cut my nails and made me mad and put that bad light in my eye and hurt me more and mommy hugged me and the bad man said there is another bad man that i have to see. i am mad and i am ignoring everyone but i ate my strawberry.
2004-05-10 - 10:11 p.m.
i got a carrot and celery and strawberry and gherkin and grape. then i got a bath and i was mad. but then i was happy because i got to sit at the table with daddy and mommy at dinnertime and i shared my leafies and parsley with them and they didn't yell at me. well, mommy put me back inside my towel a few times but she didn't yell at me.
2004-05-07 - 5:32 a.m.
mommy puts goo in my eye and it is nasty and i don't like it and it makes my face all crusty. i hate mommy. she better keep giving me strawberries and gherkins, dammit.
2004-04-12 - 6:53 p.m.
mommy keeps putting drops in my eye and wiping it. she wiped my nose also and i tried to steal the napkin but she said it was not for me to play with. she said something about a vet. that is the bad man and i am not going to him and i will bite everyone and wheeeeeek very loud if they try to make me.
2004-03-22 - 6:35 a.m.
i am a perfect little person. mommy and daddy said that. i know i am. i deserve everything in my life to be perfect too, dammit.
2004-03-15 - 11:25 a.m.
i killed a napkin ball and got some more good hay. potter went to the vet but he is a bad man anyway. potter is fine and sleeps on towels. i want to sleep on towels also dammit but mommy said no so i sleep on hay and crumbly things. i am hungry now and have to go throw my napkin ball at mommy so she will laugh and i will hop and she will give me some food.
2004-02-26 - 6:11 p.m.
i don't know what is wrong with mommy. i kept leaping and wheeking and throwing hay and my napkin ball at her and all she did was give me treats. i ate the treats but then i leaped and wheeked and threw my napkin ball at her and threw hay at her and all she did was give me more treats. so i ate those too. then finally she took me out and put me on her lap and i headbutted the big soft things. then i was happy.
2004-02-19 - 6:38 p.m.
mommy said she was taking me to get a manicure and a pedicure. i got in my camper and all the windows were closed and i had a black snuggly furry thing to keep me warm and we went to get my manicure and pedicure. so she opens my camper and i jump out and there is the bad man!! i screamed and cried and mommy had to hold me and he did all bad things to me and hurt me and mommy did not even feel sorry for me. the bad man said i weigh four pounds. and he likes my hair. we went home and i got a big pile of the good hay to jump in and pickle relish on a celery so i was happy again.
2004-01-13 - 6:41 p.m.
daddy told mommy that i hop laying down cos i am so big and fat. i will stare at him.
2004-01-08 - 11:35 a.m.
i am the first man on mars!
2004-01-06 - 3:28 p.m.
here i am answering my email on my laptop. yes, i am precious. dammit.
2003-12-31 - 5:45 p.m.
i got a potato and a clementine. i will be sleeping at midnight but mommy and daddy will come home and wake me up to say happy new year. then i will get more food.
2003-12-25 - 7:20 p.m.
i told her not to cut my hand nails. she did my left hand and that was okay but then she tried to hold my right hand. i bit her as hard as i bite daddy and i put my hand in my mouth and just stared at her. then she tried again and i bit her really hard and i was mad and she yelled owwww. then she put me back in my house and didn't even give me a strawberry, which i dont want anymore anyway. i didnt need her food, i had food in my house, so i ate that and rewarded myself for a job well done. nobody can cut my nails, dammit.
2003-12-23 - 4:53 p.m.
i got a strawberry but i didnt feel like eating it. i am tired of strawberry. i got curly parsley and red and green leafies and a big napkin ball and i threw it at daddy and he threw it back at me and i bit him. all is well.
2003-12-18 - 5:20 p.m.
now i am really mad. i am on a hunger strike until i get a strawberry. AND THEN they put a popcorn seedstick in my house instead of a fruit seedstick! i will not even stare at them, i have turned my back on them for good. mommy wants me to say hello to more people. i will not say hello to anyone until i get my strawberry and my fruit seedstick, dammit.
2003-11-26 - 1:14 p.m.
i am going with mommy and daddy to have thanksgiving dinner at grandma's house. mommy said grandma has a big table. i want a big table. i hope she has a big towel too. and a lot of food.
2003-11-12 - 6:11 a.m.
they said i am an oinkieboinkieboy. okay, now give me celery and carrots.
2003-11-07 - 4:22 p.m.
mommy said i have to say hello to people who read my blog. i have to say hello or i wont get parsley so hello. oh i have to say names too. this is getting me mad wheeeeeeekgrrrrrrrumble ok hello to Colleen and Melanie and Danielle and Taylor, now give me a carrot and green and red leafies dammit
2003-10-28 - 12:50 p.m.
i ate a big celery so mommy said my teeth are okay and i wont have to go see the bad man. she told daddy she has to take me cos my teeth are all grown in wrong. i wont go see the bad man. mommy better fix my teeth instead of him. daddy wont take me to the bad man cos the bad man scares daddy too. mommy said daddy is a weenie.
2003-10-17 - 9:54 p.m.
today i got a strawberry. i had to make them give it to me dammit. i get mad when i dont get a strawberry and then i go all over the table and chew everything i can find even if i dont want to chew on it and they take it away and yell and i bark at them for taking it away even though i dont really want it and then i just stare at them. so that makes them feel bad and then they give me a strawberry.
2003-10-10 - 5:12 p.m.
mommy cut my nails. i hate that. the bad man usually cuts my nails and hurts me and i cry and bite him but sometimes mommy cuts them too and then i dont cry so much. today she had me almost on my back and i hate to be on my back but she had me almost so i could see what she was doing. she cut my toenails. that was okay. then she got my hand and i dont like anyone holding my hand but she didnt hurt it like the bad man. then she got my other hand and that is my good hand so i got mad and tried to bite her but she ignored all my biting. and she cut my nails on my good hand anyway. i dont think i bit her hard enough. i will bite her harder next time. she cuddled me and kissed me and i got parsley and carrots and leafy red and greens so i am not mad now but i will be mad next time.
2003-10-03 - 8:19 p.m.
i got bored so i decided to chew on the tablecloth. daddy got mad and yelled at me. i didnt kill it so i dont know why he yelled at me. then he yelled at mommy and she yelled at daddy and i got bored with all the yelling so i decided to chew on the tablecloth.
2003-10-02 - 4:42 p.m.
i got a tomato. it was good. i may want some more. but i need parsley now.
2003-10-01 - 5:26 p.m.
i got my macaronis again. i am happy now. they make a lot of noise when i eat them. i hop around a lot when i eat them. all is well.
2003-09-26 - 9:44 a.m.
daddy said i am a little prince. i know that. mommy said potter's mommy has a fat diseased foot. my foot is fine. mommy took away my cellophane. she said it is not mine. if it is on my table it is mine. i cried but she took it anyway. she owes me a strawberry. dammit.
2003-09-17 - 3:09 p.m.
i am mad now. i was on the table and i wanted to chew on the book. mommy moved the book to the end away from my towel. so i went there and mommy yelled and i went back to my towel. she went away so i went back to chew on the book and mommy came back and yelled so i went back to my towel. then i went back to the book again and mommy yelled and put me back in my cage. i will stare at her.
2003-09-17 - 10:45 a.m.
i have a tent so i can go camping. but mommy hates camping so i won't go camping with her. so far i have gone camping to the bad man who hurts me. he cut my nails and i bit him. then i went back in my tent. here it is
2003-09-02 - 7:30 a.m.
i have a banner ad now. i don't know what that is but daddy was happy and played pokeyman with me. i won cos i bit him real hard and he yelled. i like it when he yells. i did my twirly dance.
now i need breakfast.
2003-07-28 - 9:03 p.m.
mommy told me to stop biting and hopping in her lap. so i peed on her. daddy gave me a blueberry.
2003-07-24 - 2:53 p.m.
it is very hot. mommy put on the fan for me and it blows on me and makes me feel like doing my twirly dance but i am too hot to dance or hop or do anything. i will sleep in my dish cos it makes my face cool.
2003-07-20 - 1:09 p.m.
daddy took a shiny box and put it on his face and then it was flashing at me and making my eyes hurt and daddy kept telling me i was a good boy. i was mad so i tried to kill the box but he put it on the other side of my table and yelled at me if i got off my towel to kill it. i will kill it later when mommy is home. she lets me kill things.
2003-07-13 - 6:26 a.m.
degaussed said i am the Shredder and he will make a movie about me! i am so excited i will hop all around till it comes out
2003-07-13 - 6:23 a.m.
mommy gave me a pluot. i hopped and squeaked cos she likes when i do that and then i get more pluots.
2003-07-09 - 6:25 p.m.
where is my picture?? how can anyone see how good i look if they won't show my picture?
2003-07-05 - 4:36 p.m.
i was sleeping on the carrot and mommy took it away and i got mad so she put it back and i slept on it again. i wish she would mind her own business.
2003-06-01 - 6:28 p.m.
happy birthday to me
i am now three
i got strawberries and parsley
happy birthday to me!
2003-05-29 - 2:32 p.m.
i eat the curly parsley first and then i eat the stem of the flat parsley. i had an apple yesterday and a peach today. i threw hay at mommy and she threw a napkin ball at me so i will kill it later cos i have to sleep now.
2003-05-24 - 8:13 p.m.
i will be three years old soon! i will get a strawberry for my birthday. and a grape and a tomato. and parsley. and i want carrots too.
2003-02-13 - 2:23 p.m.
mommy said i am a nut cos i was hopping laying down. i always hop laying down. i will stare at her.
2003-02-13 - 1:58 p.m.
i throw my napkin ball and then i jump on it and then i throw it and then i kill it to little pieces and mommy and daddy laugh. mommy yelled at me cos i was killing it and hit my head on the bars and she said that is how i lost my teeth and took me and cuddled me. i will get some new leafies now.
2003-01-31 - 9:44 p.m.
i am so happy i can bite everything again!
2003-01-17 - 5:25 p.m.
mommy got me all pissed off, she put me down on my back and i hate that and pulled my mouth open and i hate that too and then she said that i got a jagged edge tooth growing in and i have to go see the vet when it grows some more. i am mad at her now. i hate that man he hurts me.
2003-01-17 - 3:24 p.m.
i wont eat my parsley unless mommy holds it up for me so i can start at the end of the stem and then i can get it all that way. she wont hold it for me the whole time so i drop it and stare at her till she comes back to hold it up for me so i can eat it. why should i hold it myself dammit. i tried to hold it myself but my hands dont go there. i can bite daddy again when we play cos he said i got teeth stubs. he says i stab him with them. i like to stab him. mommy laughs when i stab him and that makes me happy cos then i do my twirly dance. i want carrots now more than celery. mommy cuts them into little pieces and puts them in my dish. they let me sit at the table with them more now. i am not mad at them anymore.
2003-01-10 - 11:26 a.m.
mommy said i was born to do two things, eat and be cuddled. that is fine with me. mommy and daddy cut my carrots and celery into little pieces and i figured out how to get them with just my tongue. daddy said i am a good boy. dammit.
2003-01-08 - 8:43 a.m.
yesterday was a bad day. my teeth got hurt. mommy didnt even fix it for me. i am mad at her. she put me in that box with a warm thing wrapped around me and i liked that but then she took me to the man that hurts me, and he hurt me more and now i have no teeth at all. mommy and daddy keep asking me how my teeth got hurt. how am i supposed to know, they are supposed to know everything. i can eat parsley, but i cant eat my carrots and celery. i am depressed.
2003-01-02 - 6:33 a.m.
i think they finally know how to feed me now! first carrot and celery then parsley on top then my leafy greens. ahhhh
2002-12-15 - 6:08 p.m.
the candle was on the table and i am not allowed to touch it but i like to look at it but mommy took me and put me on her lap to make sure i didnt go to the candle cos she said i will get burned. i like to go to the candle dammit. i had to sit in mommy's lap and that is fun cos i can bite the big soft things that hang over me when she is not looking and make her hop and yell and i hop and yell too and we play that game all the time. but before i could start playing, i smelled a funny smell and i liked it and sat real still to smell it better but mommy kept saying what is that horrible smell? then mommy started mushing my hair all on my head and i started hopping on her lap cos i thought that was a new game and i liked it. mommy told daddy that the head of her cigarette dropped on my head. daddy said i have a hard head. mommy cuddled me a lot and let me sit back on the table with the candle.
2002-10-28 - 12:06 p.m.
daddy said he is onto me. i said get off.
2002-10-06 - 4:09 a.m.
mommy yelled at me just because i dont want to pee on the towel and i do it off the side of the table when she isnt looking. then daddy yelled at me because i saw the yellow thing sticking out of the dish on the table and it was easy to take out of the holes in the dish so i could chew on it but he yelled that it was a tape measure and not for me to eat. then he yelled at me for trying to take the wallet out of the dish also, so i had to go back on my towel again and sit there till they both stopped yelling at me. i will leave again when they are not looking and find more things in the dish. i also have to pee again and i will not do it on the towel because that is where i sit. i will do it over by the napkin holder instead. and then i can chew up the napkins too.
2002-09-01 - 10:59 a.m.
i dont want parsley anymore i hate it and refuse to eat that crap and they keep giving it to me some stuff about vitamins and so i have to grab it out of their hands and toss it away to show my contempt but they won't take it away so i laid down in it and slept
2002-08-09 - 7:15 p.m.
mommy said i got all messy today and needed a bath. i liked the bath and mommy was surprised. then i got wrapped in a big fluffy towel on the table, not like my usual little towel. i went to sleep for a while in it. then i woke up and i was dry and washed my face a bit too and went exploring but daddy grabbed me and dried me some more with the nice fluffy big towel and made me sit again. daddy and mommy are very happy with me so i said gimme parsley dammit!
2002-08-01 - 1:58 p.m.
mommy told me jodi will give me parsley and carrots when she comes here to see me
2002-06-14 - 5:17 p.m.
i got parsley and carrots and celery and leafies greens and i am waiting for more good stuff all will be well cos i am a good boy they told me i am
2002-06-04 - 2:06 p.m.
happy birthday to meeeeeee
i want some parsleeeeeeeee
i got a new house
and my favorite leafieeeeeees
2002-06-01 - 2:09 p.m.
moving day! i have a new house! it is bigger and i will have room for guests. i need some parsley to celebrate.
2002-05-15 - 2:20 p.m.
hman says my latin name is guineas ratius i think he owes me a celery and a carrot
2002-03-29 - 2:07 p.m.
i have a new napkin ball to play with today! i did my popcorns and grumbles and i got red and green leafys and an apple.
2002-03-19 - 10:53 p.m.
mommy says i am too cute. and i am the man now cos she is mad at daddy. i know that i am the man anyway. i am sick of parsley. i want the green and red leafys.
2002-02-09 - 2:54 a.m.
i had to bark and bark till they got up. i saw them with a plum. now i have a plum too. i drank out of the wallhanging also. daddy took away the mirror cos he said i cant bite on it. i am happy cos now i have a plum
2002-01-21 - 11:30 a.m.
daddy showed me the snow. I am tired of parsley.
2002-01-16 - 5:56 p.m.
i am singing now lalalala daddy said my hair looks like garfunkels. here is my song
are you going to the grocery store
parsley hay red cabbage endive
remember me i always need more
and dont leave any carrots behind
2002-01-12 - 1:32 a.m.
here is mommy i will stare at her till she gives me a celery or i will just bark at her and she hates that cos she says i am not supposed to bark but i dont care
2002-01-12 - 1:29 a.m.
they know i am not going to get any water out of that big wallhanging. they put my nice hay in a wallhanging and i refused to touch that. it is bad enough i have to look at the other wallhanging that looks like me. daddy said it is a mirror. it looks like me but it does not act like me and i try to bite it when they dont see me. i want my celery that gives me plenty of crunchy water and i want more celery dammit
2002-01-12 - 1:28 a.m.
and i want parsley now
2002-01-12 - 1:27 a.m.
i want a carrot now
2002-01-09 - 11:40 a.m.
parsley break bbl
2002-01-09 - 11:38 a.m.
hahahhahawheeeeeeeeeeek i just crashed pussymans browser hahahhaa if he comes here i will bite him till he mews
2002-01-09 - 11:35 a.m.
mommy cuddled me and that was nice but then she put me back and didnt give me a carrot. i will stare at her till she does.
2001-12-09 - 6:10 p.m.
where is that parsley dammit...i am very hungry..too weak to write...oh wait here is some hay, i can chew on this for a while...
2001-12-08 - 10:10 p.m.
daddy just woke up, maybe now i will get some pellets!
2001-12-08 - 9:55 p.m.
mommy and daddy got me my own blog! i dont know what a blog is. they said i can write about my life in it. but i ate too much parsley. i have to sleep now.